Here are Keston and Sara.

They are getting ready for next week’s Big Conference.

The name of the conference is:  ‘Deviant Doxometries: queering the non-particular in the early writing of Tom Raworth’.

Everything must be in order!

Sara and Keston are just going over some final details.

‘Do you think there will be enough for everyone?’ asks Sara.

‘What!??’ says Keston,  ‘enough aggressively self-regarding sub-Adornian jargon pimped over with plenty of managerial narcissism????’.

‘No,’ says Sara, ‘baby laxative.’