March 8, 2019
Po-Biz Stock Report, 7 March 2019 —Yale Series of Long-in-the-Tooth Younger Poets Prize Reassures Shaky Markets
Poetry markets surged yesterday on hard-driving gains for the new dating company with the cute name — Middle Ages Single Poets, Inc. — on news that…
December 13, 2018
Po-Biz Stock Index Update, 12 December 2018 [POC VIP PO Inc. Stocks Rocket after Kevin Young Appears on Front Page of NYT Business Section]
Poetry stocks, which had returned lackluster overall results over the past two quarters (partly due to chronic plagiarism rumors—see PoBiz Stock…
December 7, 2018
PoBiz Stock Index Update, 7 December 2018—Feds Take Down Rogue Poetry Plagiarist in Daring Café Raid
PoBiz stock markets rebounded sharply today on news that the Federal Poetry Police (FPP) had apprehended master Po-thief, Amy Poole. Her poem, “Gun…
August 9, 2018
PoBiz Stock Index Update, 8 August 2018 – Nation Poetry Scandal Rocks Market
Shares dropped sharply on the North American Poetry Exchange (NAPX) yesterday, in the wake of the recent NaPo, Inc./Anderwee scandal. There were…
July 25, 2018
Po Biz Stock Index Update, 15 July 2018 [Walt Whitman, Trigger Warnings, and CA Radcon]
PoBiz markets fell 500 points just after opening yesterday on news of a recent interview with popular poet CA “Comandante” Radcon. Radcon, in the…
May 15, 2018
Pobiz Stock Index Update, 15 May, 2018 – Battle Prep Rattles Po Markets
News of war preparations by an (un)Named Mexican Cartel (the linguistic white noise machine formerly known as Herb Yeeps) in collaboration with…
May 9, 2018
Pobiz Stock Index Update, 9 May 2018
Poetry Industry Gets Financial Boost; Market Turmoil Continues Frontier Poetry Logistics, Inc. has announced a $3000.00 Poetry Industry Prize in an…
April 22, 2018
PoBiz Stock Index Update, 21 April 2018
Trumpist NEA to the Poetry CommunityTM: Immigrants Keep Out of American Poetry As controversy raged over Robert Mueller’s continuing…
January 18, 2018
PoBiz Stock Index Update, 18 January 2018
PoBiz indexes, largely undisturbed in the last two quarters by the #MeToo phenomenon, ticked upward in palpable relief this week, on news that…
September 20, 2017
PoBiz Stock Index Update, 18 September 2017 – Markets spike on news of Smith POTUS
Stocks in U.S. Treasury-backed Poetry shares have spiked in past few days on news that Tracy K. Smith has been appointed the new U.S. Poet Laureate.…
August 17, 2017
Pobiz Stock Index Update, 5 June 2016 – Wild fluctuations in ConPo sector
Canlitpo stock market up slightly on news of a massive capital investment by Griffin Industries and its venture capital arm, Circus Maximus Poetry,…
August 17, 2017
Pobiz Stock Update, 29 February 2016–Kiphart promises to cut the poetry fat at PoFo, Inc.
Activity rose sharply this past week in subprime sectors of Culture Industry markets. The spike, fueled by bids on Poetry Foundation (PoFo, Inc.)…
August 17, 2017
Pobiz Stock Index Update, 27 February 2016 – Beanstock awarded big statue for service to Humanism
Charles Beanstock has received a Big Prize and a Statue for services rendered to Recalibrated Humanism. It was announced today that Charles…
August 17, 2017
PoBiz Stock Index Update, 4 April 2016
Second-Gen ConPo Visions instruments have risen slowly in past four months after Board signaled that remaining stock held in ConPo Central Industries…
August 15, 2017
Special Insider Pobiz Dispatch #1 (Entertainment Tonight Edition): Slate’s Article on the Academy of American Poets Gala before Its Radical Revision by the Magazine’s Editors
Stocks have been on the upswing for Academy of American Poets Enterprises (as the magazine Dispatches to the Poetry Wars might put it) with reports…
August 15, 2017
Pobiz stock index update – 15 June 2016 [AvantPo stocks rise on news of Asian Market penetration]
Pobiz stock index update – 15 June 2016
August 15, 2017
PoBiz Stock index update, 31 October 2016 – Canlit Civil Strife Undermines Value of Commercial Poetry Product
Shares in Creative Writing & MFA, Inc. fluctuated wildly on North American markets, causing a sharp drop in the valuation of the Commercial…
August 15, 2017
PoBiz Stock Index Update, 21 April 2016
PoTemp Solutions stock soared on news that Eleaonore Mylestone, justly beloved poet, will reveal today at the Harriet blog exactly how much she is…
April 10, 2016
BREAKING NEWS! CREELEY CANONIZED! POETIX STOCK SURGES!
Pobiz stock update 9 April 2016 Poetix Unlimited stock prices rose sharply on the Pobiz index this morning on news that Poetix founder Robert Creeley…